Ben Phillips | Tan Sexual – I’ve got a dick on my stomach!


So, Elliot’s sunbathing. He says he wants to catch a pre-spring tan I dunno I’m getting Elliot to drink some orange juice I’ve also got some sleeping pills. Very strong sleeping pills! First off, do not try this at home! I thought if I put sleeping pills in Elliot’s orange juice, Making him pass out Then, getting some red industrial dye Making Elliot look like he has some severe sunburn And spraying Deep Heat on him, Sorry Bro! Here you are Ben: Thank you Elliot: cheers (Ben laughing) Ben: Oh my gosh! What the hell? (Laughing) He’s drunk it all! Completely K.O.! Sorry Bro! Time to apply some industrial dye I’ve just put the dye all over him And i made it look like he’s got a dick suntan on him Time to apply the heat! (Laughing) (High pitched grunt) (Laughing hard) WHY ARE YOU RECORDING!? Because, you bloody idiot! Ben: what the heck’s happened?? Elliot: I can hardly stand WHY IS THERE A DICK ON MY STOMACH!!?? I put a banana and 2 pots! i didn’t know you were gonna fall asleep! Elliot: It’s not even sunny! Ben: Alright, Elliot. Who goes sun bathing on a day… Elliot: It was sunny earlier on, alright? Ben: Elliot, what are you doing now? Elliot: HOLD! Ben: Elliot! Calm down! What are ya doing! Elliot: Why we got bloody stales in here, Ben?? Animal cruelty! Wait… What are ya doing, Elliot!? Your’e all over our food! I need to frost! What do mean frost Elliot?? I CAN’T FEEL MY TOES! FROSTBITE! BEN! I’M GETTING FROSTBITE I thought i’d help Elliot by getting some after-sun. Put the after-sun on, Elliot! OKAY! Presenting… Big Dick Giles! THAT IS SO IMMATURE! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! Elliot! Why haven’t you rubbed the cream in?? That looks stupid! THE MORE YOU RUB IN, THE BETTER! OKAY? AND I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS TONIGHT! ASAP! Where you going, Elliot? Cause tomorrow morning, Ben I’ve gotta hit the art gallery in Bridgend I volunteered to become a male model for them! Elliot! You cannot pose like that! why? Cause you got a willy on your stomach! THAT WILL BE GONE BY TOMORROW!!!!! Elliot! what are you doing? i’m in the show… owa Ah! (Laughs) AH! Elliot! i’m… i’m comin’ in (Laughes) What Happened?? I fell. (Laughes) GET OUT!!! You broke it! OUT! What have you done to the door!? You’ve broken the door, Elliot! I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE BLOODY DOOR! Elliot! why don’t you just wash this stuff off? it’s only makeup! and Deep Heat, Elliot! That’s all i’ve done! i’ve put makeup and deep heat on you! BENNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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