Cardi B’s Coronavirus PSA (feat. The Sklar Brothers) – Lights Out Lo-Fi Panel (March 25, 2020)


– Okay everybody. Welcome to Lights Out, in the Bunker with good lighting and we’ve got the Sklar Brothers Randy and Jason. And we’re all excited
– Yeah. to have a blurry
background today and talk. (rock music) First of all guys, you coping
okay before we get into it? – Yeah, we stopped living
together a long time ago. So that feels great. We socially distanced about 20 years. – You were ahead of the curve on that. – We had bunk beds. We had bunk water beds for a long time that we had (mumbles)
– [Randy] Yup. – Dude, I had a water bed ’cause I’m old and he had to bring a hose
through the whole house It was a bit of a predicament. – [Randy] It is. – To say the least – I had to use Dramamine
anytime I wanted to sleep in a water bed. Is that weird? – Oh, yeah, I don’t get it. But you know what, we did have a shark hose,
we had to get rid of it. – That makes sense. And you feel guilty with a
waterbed during a drought, you always feel a little guilty. – And everyone can come over in the neighborhood and take sips out of your bed.
– [Randy] Yeah. (all laughing) – You know, you guys both
lean back that was good. (laughing) But you know what, there’s
a lot going on in the world. The Lights Out medical correspondent, Cardi B, gave an impassioned speech today. Yeah, we’ll watch the clip. Everybody look a different way. – Hey guys, if you’re under 30 and they told them, “If your
cold is not for eight days, “You cannot get tested.” If you’re like, in your 40s, 50s, 60s, they going to test you right away. However, your test results
will come in four days. If you are positive with the coronavirus, they will tell you to
quarantine in your home and I do not I feel like that’s right because not everybody has the luxury to go in a big ass house and just stay away from people. People live in small ass apartments. Bye. – That’s Cardi B of the CDC. So…
– Yeah. What I feel as though, I’m, I sort of disagree with her and I know everyone’s gonna freak out. – [Randy & Jason] Yeah. Because she’s saying, well, I’m paraphrasing. – [Randy & Jason] Yeah. – But she said something about the mass. I just don’t feel like we’re
hoarding the tests like, – Yeah. – I do feel like, if you, we should give it to the sickest people not the richest reports but… – Yes. – If you just think you might have it or just because you live on
the planet, you might have it. I don’t think you should
be in line taking tests ’cause, we don’t have unlimited
amount of tests, I think. – Yeah, I just love that she’s
wearing a mask in her house. Where do you live? The United Terminal at LaGuardia Airport? (all laughing) – (mumbles) from the Trolley at the Grove? – Yeah, (mumbles) this. – Are you living on a Star Tours bus? – [Randy] She does. – You can’t get it from your phone. – No (chuckles). – You can’t get it from
your phone or your computer. I think they should call
her Cardi B Careful. ’cause she’s being
(laughs) very prudent at this point. – I think she made a very salient point when she said a lot of
people will be living in small ass apartments and,
– True. I think she was making
a very cogent argument about social distancing and my only comment to her
(laughs) would be preach girl, preach. – How did you get such dictionary mouth? – I don’t know. – He’s looking off at the source, he’s looking off at the source website. Look is it wrong for
me to want Nicki Minaj to come trash this video? Is that wrong? (laughing) – No it’s not, its… – Or to have Quest Love
put some beats under it and I’m ready.
– Yes. – Oh yeah, I was waiting for what she said where they can lay down some tracks. – Yeah. – (murmurs) on my new album. – Yeah, why not? – I dropped a turd this morning and then the album’s gotta be soon. – Yeah.
– Yes. – I’m excited. This whole rant felt like your, your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving, you know, you just hope he gets through it without throwing up or also taking a shot at Nicki Minaj. (chuckling) – Is that (murmurs) oh, because yeah. Okay. I think she okay because her nails are keeping
her six feet away from people. I mean are those plastic
straws on the end? Those nails, I always
wonder what girls can do. And they’re coming at you like
they’re gonna castrate you. It always just makes me nervous. I don’t know that many
girls that have, you know, 12 inch Nails. – I mean, the coolest part
about that that speech is that it was all written. She read it verbatim. – Did she, or was it improv?
– [Jason] Yeah. Pauses and all, she does, she’s an amazing actress. – She just reminds me of
someone that just got like, asked to leave from Starbucks. (all laughing) – This is her video in her car. – Yeah. – Yeah. – Okay, so, we’ll move on because, but I can talk to you. I can talk to you guys forever. (mumbles) like you can? – The best part about her is that she would leave that Starbucks with the bathroom key. (all laughing) – Yeah, bring that big black ol’ butt. (laughs) Cardi, Cardi, – Cardi, is Cardi here? (laughing) – Cardio. (laughs) The biggest story today is Prince Charles tested
positive for my Corona. But the bigger story is… (laughing) Real royal news, which
we can talk about both, the Simpsons want Prince Harry
– Sure. and Megan to play themselves. That’s a good trick, to
have them play themselves and Megan said yes already before they finished the sentence. – Yeah.
(chuckling) – Yeah
– They were looking for, I think Harry got an offer and they were looking
for a Meghan Markle type. (laughing) She’s gotta come in and read for it but she was very excited
about the audition – It’s not a slam dunk. Like when they ask, Arod to
do something, “Bring Jlo.” (laughing) – You can. – Or if she wants to do
anything in this movie. – The crazy thing is, I feel like this is what
they’re now gonna become, just voiceover actors. You’re gonna see them at an audition and “Harry, how you doing?” He’s like, “Well I got a
callback for a Lysol commercial” Great that’s (mumbles)
– Great. – I think John Farley got that one. (laughs) Oh yeah, I didn’t see, is it airing? – Yeah, call back.
– (laughs) It’s airing, whatsup? – My last call back was 8
months ago and I self-taped. – Yeah. (laughing) – Is it out? Is it out yet? I can’t tell. – I feel like… – Weren’t they already on a TV show? Didn’t they have their
own show, “Royal Pains?” – Yeap.
(laughing) – I just like that one. – I think the Royals need the Simpsons more than the Simpsons need the
Royals at this point, right? – Yes. – They need to be on the show – That has quickly turned. – Yeah, exactly. – Yes, that has quickly become (mumbles). I’m not in, are we, do we care about the
Royals right now David? Right now in this moment, I care more about the Kansas City Royals than I do these Royals.
– Yeah. – I think they’re getting
more chatter online. She’s obviously tryna beef her resume up. I would too. I mean, I did “Hotel Transylvania.” It looks good on the resume,
I put it right on top. – My kids love you in it.
(laughs) My kids love you in it, you are hilarious. – Oh good. Did they watch they that? They watch “Emperor’s New
Groove”, that’s an old one. – They love it all. – Guess what Kuzco says, “No touchy.” Ahead of time.
(laughing) – There we go.
– Love it, love it. We know this is just in
the Prince Andrew’s offer to eat part shorts. – Oh.
(all laughing) – That should do better than that. (all laughing) – That was great…
– I’ll give you your credit. – Oh either way, if we
were doing this show I’d have to stop and go to a commercial. – I’m just coughing
through a virus, I’m okay. – Yeah, I don’t know if I love the coughs. – Okay.
(chuckling) – The Simpsons always
use a bunch of people. I’ve never been asked but, did they ask Greta Thunberg lately? – Oh yeah, and she said no because she had Coronavirus, which, you know, is that her way of saying
she’s a Family Guy person? (all laughing)
– She has a (mumbles) – She said she’d had Coronavirus? That’s the worst excuse if you don’t. – That’s the new, “He’s
just not that into you.” (laughing) – That’s right. – [Jason] He’s got Corona.
– By the way… – Yeah, right, you can
all tell your friends think how gross you are. Like “Hey, you wanna come by?” And they’re like, “Yeah…” and you’re like, “Brad Pitt’s here.” “Okay.” (laughing) He’s germless? – Yeah, yeah, – There’s definitely people
I think are germ less and I would go hang out. – Greta Thunberg has a better excuse. She could literally just say, “I’m trying to single
handedly save the planet “While I go through puberty. “No, I can’t go to your
Simpsons table read.” (laughing) – Who would you rather see? Megan on there or Apu? (laughing) – As long… (laughing) As long as Hank Azaria voices both. – [Jason] Yeah. – If Hank Azaria does
Meghan that would be funny. – The marvelous Mrs. Markle. I would watch that. I would watch that.
– Yeah. – She starts doing stand up. – She could do stand up. God, we’re giving all our best ideas away. – What are we doing?
– What are we doing? – What are we doing. – You know, family guy
makes fun of me sometimes and I don’t know if I like it. I give all these shows, ’cause we make fun of people. – Sure. – You get one freebie. – Yeah. – This is the Cosby one
guys, you know why cosby? – Yes. – I’m over here like
on Andy Rooney’s desk. Bill Cosby’s lawyers
offered to file a motion to get him released from prison. ’cause of Ona.
– [Randy] Yeah. You know, and he just
got over the Me Too flu. I mean, isn’t prison…
(laughs) A quarantine enough for this guy? People in prison are like,
“Oh, I’m sick can I…” I don’t feel good
– Yeah. – Maybe I should take off
– Yeah. ’cause I don’t wanna get (mumbles). You’re in prison nobody cares. You’re quarantined in prison. – That’s right. – If you have corona in prison that’s the best thing you can get (laughing) – In prison.
– That’s true. – Yeah, no, this reminds
me of that one episode of The Cosby Show, where Dr. Huxtable was stuck in the house and he didn’t know how to
make the grilled cheese for the kids and then he drugged those ladies and… (laughing) – In fairness, it was
to kill time he said. – It was to kill time,
it was to kill time. Like to me they should just tell Cosby, “Hey man you’re going home,” Then slip a little
something into his drink and then he wakes up in jail again. That feels…
(laughing) – (mumbles) And then they go And he goes. – I got you. I say roll credits. I say “Put him in a cell
with Harvey Weinstein “And have the two of
them bang out a script “For Leonard Part Seven.” – Yes. – Bang it out, guys. – Bang-it-out. – What do the guards mean by banging out and one guy’s like “No…” And he’s like, “I don’t, I misunderstood.” If he drops the soap you know, in there, they just, they say you can pick it up. You know, your not supposed to touch soap you’re not supposed to do any of that. – No, you’re not supposed
to do any of that. They should sentence Cosby to wear all of his old
sweaters again forever. – Yeah. (laughing) – He’s so bad, he’s
ruined colorful sweaters. – Yeah, I was like oh,
that’s a rape sweater. – Yeah. – He’s so bad, he’s ruined
Yakov Smirnoff sweaters. – He got pulled into it with him. – Pulled in and pulled down. – The J Crew is like, “Have you seen our new
druggie line of sweaters? “Got the big color, the bold choices.” He’s not released in a week. His lawyer says he’s gonna
claim to be a Ghost Dad. (laughing) That’s an old Kasi movie. A lot of our crowd is seven. He is a doctor though. – He is. – He is a doctor. – I should have brought this up earlier. I am a doctor. – Yeah. – And maybe I should just, (whistling) – By the way, you know where
we’re at with this pandemic, by the way people are care about Cosby. The second people are like,
“Who cares about Cosby? “Let him go.” Then you know we’re over. It’s done.
– Yeah, everyone’s like, “We don’t want it crowded in there…” I don’t even know what there. Listen, if they all have it, I don’t know. As I’m just being a
Peter Pandemic over here. (laughing) We gon’ wait forever. Before we go, do you guys miss it? I miss stand up, I
haven’t done any stand up. Are you missing perfoming live? – I mean, here’s what I miss, a 40% of our income. (laughing) – Only 40, Jesus.
– Yeah, oh Jesus. – No, no I miss hanging with comics. I missed that moment of like
hanging with comics backstage. That to me is a huge part of it. – Well, you guys have
big weekend road gigs and we were talking about
last time on the show and it’s, when those topple one by one, it is brutal. – We’ll be back in the
Fall, we’ll be back. – Yeah, we’ll be back, we’ll all be back and I’ll be back with twice as many jokes. – Thank you for doing the show. Through this time, I’ve been watching
every day and loving it. So keep doing it. – No I like doing it. And it’s a little weird
without a crowd but still, I think it’s just funny this bullshitting. – It’s the best.
– Yes man, thank you. – I gotta wrap it up. I gotta spray the computer with Lysol. – [ Randy & Jason] Do it. – Okay, you guys do it to. Okay, bye. – Bye. (rock music)

100 thoughts on “Cardi B’s Coronavirus PSA (feat. The Sklar Brothers) – Lights Out Lo-Fi Panel (March 25, 2020)

  1. lol, she can take the mask off if she is alone at home..also those nails don't look like they would make things easier..

  2. Meghan can be Side Show Bob’s significant other on the Simpsons! She wouldn’t hardly have to act. All she needs to do is be her naturally sleazy self.

  3. Greta Thunberg wanted to do The Simpsons, but couldn't because of the virus. When asked about it she said: "COVID-19 HAF STOLEN MY DREAMS!"

  4. Cardi B … hello you self righteous, grandiose, pompous bitch!! God… get a clue. You just lost half of your fan base! Plus your nails are ridiculous! Grow up!

  5. Cardi, STFU already. Some humans are minimalists and enjoy small spaces. Just keep your mask on, keep your herp to yourself, dirty skank doesn't even know how to speak human. Sub human Cardi, go to your basement and hibernate. Nobody wants your clown face and ugly fake nails up in our faces, stay away from real humans, please.

  6. Love this show!!! Its actually hilarious!!! Im confused why the Jimmy's or the Ellen's have more views when they are not even funny!!!

  7. I've been dropping that Emperor's New Groove line all week, "No touchy!" CLASSIC Spade. One of my absolute favorite films of yours.

  8. I was flipping channels today and some channel was running episodes of the Cosby show and I’m gonna be honest, I was like wtf? What comes on afterwards? Living with R. Kelly? But, no it was Good Times. Incidentally that’s also what Cosby and R.Kelly call ten years ago. I almost made it through this whole post without mentioning David Spades super plucked eyebrows. Sometimes less is better David, remember that when the Sandman calls you and asks if your down to do a Grown Ups 8

  9. Wheres tom really at?
    I mean really.
    Is that a gov building? Is it close to gitmo? Bay area?
    They just blew up more tunnels too.
    Oprah is singing big time, gail is chirping.
    Mr. Weinstein is writing a new script.
    Says yall sold him out. And he dont adrenochrome.

  10. I couldn't understand a single word that hoochie said! And who cares what she says! Cardi -B is a complete moron!🤔🇺🇸

  11. Can we at LEAST hope the Simpsons takes the 'royals' and makes them middle school janitors in Manitoba? Or see them skinning otter pelts in Saskatchawan?

  12. Just being real, we should test every single American, so we can isolate who has the virus. We should be pushing for/creating 600 million test kits, cause once we do what South Korea is doing- test everyone, isolate everybody who tests positive, find everyone that person was in contact with- that's when we're gonna get a grip on this piece of shit virus. We should not test only people who look sick, we should test everyone, that's the goal to aim for, anyway

  13. How can you agree or disagree with what she said? It was total inarticulate gibberish! At least that red hair looked completely natural.

  14. I like David spade even more now. Love listening to the comics just "bullshitting" around…and being able to respond as if I'm a part of it is gold (delusional fools gold, I know).

  15. She sounds upset that people live in small ass apartments, and wants to do something to solve that? lol

  16. Cardi B is a scourge of society and needs to be put down. How can someone be so uneducated???? She's not even wearing the right type of mask. And those nails need to take a vacation when she's not out performing. Ridiculous!!!

  17. Jesus I hate cardi O. She is the nastiest person to come along for quite a long time. She brags about smelling farts and picking her nose, something that mask would make difficult.

  18. This is the third time seeing notes written on the back of Spaders hand. First time was on the Dan Patrick show.

  19. Please keep this format up, it's funny watching you bullshit with other comics. Wish the videos were a little longer.

  20. Funny how the mustachioed Sklar brother has a western style flannel and the bearded Sklar bro has the traditional lumberjack flannel.

  21. Is Cardi B‘s nails the doctors tools that are used to test for the coronavirus. And Is Cardi shoving those things down peoples throats…..?

  22. The virus can live on your phone or your keyboard for 5 days+. So if you have your hands near your mouth, or eat something from your hands, you are potentially exposing yourself.

  23. Some people present with mild or no symptoms like Rand Paul. American's who have any reason to believe they've been exposed should get a test and people in New York, the new epicenter, are being turned away. This is disgraceful!

  24. Ms. B's "fingernails?" look like fancy Easter egg colored toilet paper tubes. Distracted from her message.

  25. Taking a test for a disease with no treatment when you have no symptoms is like taking a breathalyzer at Olive Garden to see if they use wine in the sauce.

  26. These lo-fi panels have been the best . Really just bringing it with the assassins. I'm have been pumped when I see who the panelists have been and these segments have not disappointed. Please keep 'em coming. We need this content.

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