Common Cold Vaccine

(coughing) Do you suffer from common cold? (sniff, sniff) Yes! Well, top scientists at the DUMB University have developed the Common Cold Vaccine! The vaccine is amazing! It actually works! Yeah! (sneezing) (coughing) Side effects may include: common cold, scarlet fever, yellow fever, all types of fever, Lyme disease, swelling shortness of breath, vomiting, diarrhea, smallpox, all types of cancer, food poisoning, diabetes type 1 and 2, Zika virus, West Nile virus, the plague, stroke, heart attack, Itching, constipation, obesity, congestion, Ebola, Autism, dyslexia, pain, anxiety, tongue failure, stomach failure, heart failure, liver failure, brain failure, lung failure, bone failure, dizziness, drowsiness, dry mouth, headache, insomnia, nausea, Open sores, swelling, anthrax, infection, arthritis, gout, asthma, black lung, blood clotting, diarrhea, bronchitis, mad cow disease, influenza, chickenpox, colon cancer, concussion, hearing loss, coughing, dengue fever, Down syndrome, dwarfism, ear infection, epilepsy, narcolepsy, Hypothermia, hyperthermia, blindness, fainting, food poisoning, fungal eye infections, valley fever, warts, measles, Mumps, hearing impairment, Heartland virus infection, hand foot and mouth disease, hunger, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, polio, irritation, Jaundice, disease, allergies, blood poisoning, leprosy, malaria, meningitis, cowpox, monkeypox, pinkeye, rabies, Radiation disease, runny nose, sickness, sore throat, strep throat, …and much, much, more! Do not take common cold vaccine if you have ever had common cold, currently have common cold, or watching his video. All in all, it’s the safest medication out there. In fact, it’s so safe- Side effects may include death

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